Public Service Annoucement

To anyone feeling restless or unsettled lately, I recommend trying to fix one small thing in your life. It can do wonders.

For example: I just changed my sheets. It feels fantastic. In fact, I suggest everyone go out, change your sheets and make your bed. Then climb in naked and enjoy the feeling of clean sheets on your skin. Then sleep. Sleep for as long as you want. Then, I garantee you, you will feel better. No matter how good or how bad you felt when you went to bed, you will wake up just that much better.

Next step: actually doing your homework. I hear that helps...

Who has two thumbs and is incredibly screwed?

This girl!