Ready for a break....

I can't explain how badly I want to stay in bed today.

*EDIT* It suddenly occurred to me that the solution to this problem is staying in bed... How easily solved!

From irresponsible and broke to employed in 36 hours!

Well folks, that's it. No more need for school, I have made it in the world: I am exactly what Starbucks is looking for.

Noteable parts of the interview:

"So why do you want to work at Starbucks in particular?" ---uh.... I don't? Because you're the only ones to have called me back?

"What's your relationship with coffee?" ---I drink it. It keeps me awake.

"Are you okay with starting work at 6:30 am?" ----.....That doesn't sound like something I would describe myself as being "okay" with.

"Are you comfortable telling white lies in order to sell coffee you don't particularly like?" ---Well, that's what I've been doing for the whole interview so why the fuck not.

"What is something you are proud of yourself for" --- Holy shit the bullshit I came up with on the spot in order to get this job!

Seriously guys, I was awesome. No one has ever bullshat their way into a job so spectacularly. She actually said that I was "exactly" what she was looking for.

I am SUCH a tool.



PS- immediately after getting the call for an interview I applied for treeplanting.

Because if it's on the internet it's true.

Well that was stupid. I feel like a failure and an idiot today. Last night is a blur. It is fitting that the last thing I clearly remember is a giant tray of shots being brought to the table.

I will say this clearly: I will not drink for a long while. Fuck it. I like to think that I can drink responsibly but clearly I cannot so I'll just make things easier on everyone and just NOT drink at all.

I wish I could ctrl-Z significant parts of last night. Why didn't I stay in and write an essay like I'd planned? oh right, because I'm an irresponsible failure. FUCK, I AM SO ANGRY AT MYSELF.


FUCKING IDIOT.