Well folks, that's it. No more need for school, I have made it in the world: I am exactly what Starbucks is looking for.
Noteable parts of the interview:
"So why do you want to work at Starbucks in particular?" ---uh.... I don't? Because you're the only ones to have called me back?
"What's your relationship with coffee?" ---I drink it. It keeps me awake.
"Are you okay with starting work at 6:30 am?" ----.....That doesn't sound like something I would describe myself as being "okay" with.
"Are you comfortable telling white lies in order to sell coffee you don't particularly like?" ---Well, that's what I've been doing for the whole interview so why the fuck not.
"What is something you are proud of yourself for" --- Holy shit the bullshit I came up with on the spot in order to get this job!
Seriously guys, I was awesome. No one has ever bullshat their way into a job so spectacularly. She actually said that I was "exactly" what she was looking for.
I am SUCH a tool.
PS- immediately after getting the call for an interview I applied for treeplanting.
Monday, March 10, 2008
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I wish you had said what you wrote. That would have made my day.
That aside...
From this day forward we are mortal enemies.
-Jeff
Someone needs to work at Java U, the less evil coffee chain with the greatest coffee ever.
I applied. They never called me back. Their loss, they could have paid me in coffee.
hey I applied to tree planting as well!
pat
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