oh god I can't sleep. This always happens before 8:30 classes.
What's on my mind? sex. okay, for the record, I have issues that will not be discussed right now with sex in terms of intercourse, so for the purpose of this post let's just assume that when I say sex I mean anything but intercourse involving another person and resulting in orgasm.
I suppose I should put a disclaimer in here... Anyone who doesn't want to read about my libido stop reading about a paragraph ago. There. You've been warned.
So yeah... I'm horny and in definate need of a good makeout session with someone I trust and am comfortable around AND who has no messy emotional strings attached. No, this isnt an open invitation, so I will castrate the first person who offers. I'm just venting so that I can sleep.
The problem is, whenever I get into one of these situations I usually rush in and once it gets beyond the just kissing phase I freak out and bail. But I'm too impatient for the dating/getting to know someone phase (That and there isn't exactly a line up of people waiting to date me at the moment....).
My point is, my libido is out of control. Everywhere I look I see good-looking people. Why are there so many hot people in Montreal? Where did they all come from? How do I meet one of them?
Well now that I've completly embarassed myself on the internet (don't worry, all the cool kids are doing it!), I'm going to go to bed and hope I come to my senses in the morning and remove this post.
Monday, January 29, 2007
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MASTURBATE.
-Rhonda
Heh..
I know i'll sound totally inappropriate by saying this, but.. it's been "sort of obvious" that you've been suffering from lackings of a type other than emotional since your last serious relationship.
In fact, I even remember a post that mentioned this.
That being said..
I second Rhonda's suggestion.
I did.
It worked for like... 5 minutes.
It was a pretty good suggestion.
pornotube.com?
- Rhonda
Wow, 5 minutes..
And I thought the male half of the population had it bad.
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