Sunday, November 30, 2003

fecking chain mail...

i swear to god. these things PISS ME OFF.
lets take a look at this scenario shall we: little girl dying of a rare type of cancer (we later find out it's LUNG CANCEr. i dont know about you, but *I*sure have never heard of THAT one before...). her dying wish is to send out a CHAIN LETTER to tell people to live thier life out to their fullest. but wait, theres a catch. she might not ACTUALLY be dying, there COULD be a cure. so all we have to do, is send on this chain letter and the american cancer society will donate 6 cents for eveery person its sent to.they conclude by adding on the nice little guilt factor of " if you dont take time to do this, you are one sick puppy" shpeal. well i for one, would like to say i RESENT this. no, i am INSULTED by it.
think about. you have a society who's GOAL is to cure cancer. they are apparently, sitting on a large sum of money that could potentially be spent on CURING cancer. but they would rather make it some sort of sick contest. hey! lets place little suzie's fate (and the fate of milion others) in the hands of a FREAKIN CHAIN LETTER. hey sick kids! here's milions of dollars! but you cant have it unless a bunch of strangers blindly forward this chain letter (which we are, by the way, tracking how many people receive it using the MAGICAL EMAIL FAIRIES) to another bunch of strangers.

so excuse me if i DO NOT forward this email to save sick kids from cancer because quite frankly i think it's sick people would use something like this to get their idiotic letter forwarded around the world.

now if you agree with me:
send this to 1-5 people and you'll be a retard
send this to 5-10 people and you'll be a complete retard
send this to 10-15 people and you are so insanely retarded that you're beyond any form of hope.

no, i'm NOT in a bad mood, but shit like this pisses me off....

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