of dentist appointments and others things...

as the title suggests, i had a dentist appointment. i just got back. now out of all appointments one can have, the dentist is by far my least favorite. actually, its only within the past few years that i have gotten this dislike. i never used to mind. however, i clearly remember my last appointment where when i got home, it felt as though someone had pulpified my gums. not to mention this horrible foam dealy that they make you keep in your mouth for like 2 minutes thats tastes like ass. or just like death and decay... anyways, its bad. i think it would be if someone could tape my thoughts as im lying there. something along the lines of: hey lady, its teeth you want, thats my freakin gum. is that blood i taste? what the hell re you doing you freakin butcher. (dentist pulls out pointy instrument and prods my teeth) yes, my teeth are hard. thank you for verifying that for me. OW! watch where you fucking jab that thing!! thath was my freakin mouth! dont pretend it didnt happen, at least appoligize, you just god damn stabbed me with a sharp pointy thing! (dentist pulls out odd drill sounding instrument) what IS that? why does it sound like a drill!?! you didnt tell me you were going to be driling in there!? wait... its NOT a drill... its not blowing air... maybe its blowing water... but the water blowing thingy feels different... (i could not for the life of me figure out what this thing did) (dentist pulls out electric tooth brush and starts applying cement-like vile tasting toothpaste onto it) aawww.... i just BRUSHED my teeth, is this REALLY necessary? owwowowoww.... again, GUMS. (dentist moves to the back of my front teeth and informs me that this may tickle) tickle? TICKLE??? (insert srting of profanity here)

and so on and so on. you guys are just lucky i didnt include my commentary on the floss. or as i like to call it, the game where you try and make my gums bleed as much as humanly possible. actually, to be fair, this wasnt the dentist it was his assitant person. the dentist came in for apporximatly 2 minutes looked my teeth over briefly then left. actually, he tried to start a conversation with me. WHILE he had his hands in my mouth. now i dont know about you guys, but i usually wait until a person DOESNT have hands in their mouth (especially if they are mine) before i ask them questions. but thats just me. actually, i didnt get the foamy thing this time and they were good to my gums this time, so im relatively happy.

well in my title i said there would be other things so...

on to other things!

actually, this is a specific note to a specific person who SHOULD know who they are.
dont push me, just dont. im not in the mood to be fucked with so dont even think of it. you think its all a joke, well fuck you. i cannotand will not put up with your bullshit anymore.


that is all.